April fool banaya....on January 1st 2010

One of the leading newspapers earned some extra cash on the first day of this new year by posting an advertisement which broadly states that we must 'love' our 'dear' neighbours.....yes those 'kind hearted' , 'warm' , 'non fundamentalist' , 'non violent!' people who so dearly love us!

I think the idea is nice....but they should have posted it on the first of April....because then we could understand the joke behind this 'serious' post!

Atleast Mr. Chopra's new film agrees with the idea....Love between us and our 'dear' neighbours is one heck of a 'PYAR IMPOSSIBLE'

Now there are many of you who would disagree and yeah you are entitled to your opinion, but within a year since another gruesome attack by the 'cooks' from our neighbouring country (Qasab seems to pakao a new story with ease thanks to his culinary talents)

They did manage to cook up a storm and now a year later, conveniently we want to forget that....sorry I'm not Sanjay Singhania....and hey even he didnt forget his revenge!

Now now....I am not supporting the 'kamal' or the 'haath' or any elephants, cycles, tigers and even railway trains. I have watched the news (lets forget the biased news channels) and though thankfully I didnt lose anyone on 26th of November, peace for me sounds as hilarious as 3 idiots....(I meant it...the film is amazing!)

Now I dont want to be an 'idiot' and forget everything that happened and dont blame me for the paranoia about civilians from our neighbouring country walking free in cultural programs....coz try and imagine this.....If a cook can be part of a master plan and keep Mumbai on the edge for close to 72 hours....what can thier singers, comedians and other 'consummate' professionals do if given the opportunity! (That was mean of me....but hey atleast I dont dangle an automatic kalashnikov on the road and terrorise people!)

Not to mention, one of the so called partners in this exchange from our 'dear' neighbours side is ironically called 'Jang' if my memory serves me right!

So call me what you want...this lazy bugger wants no such pathetic attempt at peace...whats more I dont want a single man/woman or child from our neighbouring country to earn even a single rupee from our land.

But that wont happen coz our film buffs and celebrities love to be associated with their singers who either sound like they're constipated..remember the 'kaise bataye....yeh pet haaye yaara bataa na paaye...tu jaane naa' (ok I modified it) and then lazier bums singing 'thodi si to lift karaa de' . (Will I enjoy these songs...Kabhi Nahi Kabhi Nahi...Kabhi Nahi!)

I may be unreasonable....but so many wars and attacks later.......I have lost patience with these c(r)ooks!

But then our elected government would decide whether they should 'badhao' the 'haath' or not...so as a lazy bugger all I can say is 'Ab tumhare hawale watan saathiyo'